FML : Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put...

Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By surefeelslikelove - / Monday 6 June 2011 16:01 /

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By Outsider_77 | 0

#2633063 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:06

that is why you don't ask your mother for a reference...

By ElphabaLives | 4

#2633306 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:27

I didn't know you could have a useless.

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By Outsider_77 | 0

#2633063 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:06

that is why you don't ask your mother for a reference...

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2633464 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:51

Pushing and Pulling ;)

robotiick | 12

#2636900 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:58

^ ur wrong its yanking and smashing

By SelenaGomezOffic | 0

#2633064 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:06

hahaha that sucks

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2633254 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:21

why are you doing JB in your pic?

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2633311 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:28

SHES A FAKE! dun dun dunnnn

LilSideTwerk | 0

#2633508 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:59

you are not the real one.

whoisthisgirl | 4

#2636551 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 10:57

Selena wouldn't wasted her time on fml. she's a busy woman!!

larry12693 | 0

#2636553 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:01

your a phony!!! a big phony!!!

rarrar51 | 0

#2647447 - Thursday 9 June 2011 11:01

your bf's a fruit. a really gay fruit.

By rarrar51 | 0

#2633066 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

you're that dependent on your mom? you really don't have two strenghs, do you?

numbers878 | 8

#2634545 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:48

your*

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2634560 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:56

he was right, but you're wrong..failure on that one
xD

itznicknoah | 0

#2635704 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 6:54

FAIL

hiyourcute | 0

#2635809 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:30

I got a cheap thrill out of being the 10th thumb down on that comment >:)

BB_ava | 0

#2637817 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:48

37, so. freaking. stupid. Some people really need to go back to first grade...

BB_ava | 0

#2637843 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:51

*36

Bobissmall | 13

#2639429 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 23:53

#55, you say you are a grammar Nazi yet you don't capitalize correctly?

By ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2633072 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

writing on FML could be one....but still FYL

By GigaPudding_fml | 24

#2633097 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:08

You should put... Breathtaking and mindblowing, you have to turn that blank mind into something positive :)

By bitterfaceplant | 0

#2633130 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:10

Your useless, and your mom knows it.

ElphabaLives | 4

#2633306 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:27

I didn't know you could have a useless.

sxe_beast | 11

#2633545 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:05

I want a useless. Where can have I get one?

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2634801 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:22

Where you can get have one at Walmart.

Carpy | 8

#2636302 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 9:40

43 - Win lmfao xD

By PSQ91 | 6

#2633148 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:12

She probably didn't want you to get upset by saying you don't have one.

By MrXerxes5 | 6

#2633169 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:14

Lol. OP got fucked over.

By eminemchick | 19

#2633201 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:15

just put strength 1 and strength 2. works for me:-)

By perdix | 29

#2633334 - Monday 6 June 2011 23:31

For most girls, it would be Left Tit and Right Tit.

I guess you can always volunteer for the IBTC.

spazmattic | 0

#2633718 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:32

Itty Bitty Titties need love too

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