Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
That must be such a shock but, in my opinion, it doesn't exactly matter who's biologically the father: to me the father is who raises the boy and who the boy calls "dad."
ChickaFlicka101 0
agree completely.
SteelCladAngel 0
I think the Fml is more about the fact that his gf or wife ****** his brother
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I think he would be more devastated at the fact that the son he thought he had was actually his nephew
Voqab 3
true but it is nice to be biological n kno ur child has some if ur genes
unluckiestperson_fml 14
124- I totally agree, OP must be devastated that he's not known the kid isn't his son, but I've just always believed what truly matters is who raises the child more than anything, they're the ones who love and put the effort in.
WallyTheWombat 0
Idk, it wouldn't feel right to me raising someone else's kid without knowing it. People adopt and all that, but they know it's not their kid. OP seems to be trapped because he already raised the kid as his own and now he can't just ditch an 8 year old. It's a tough situation, I'm glad I'm not in it.
kialuvsyoo 3
The problem here is finding out that his wife cheated in him with his brother, got pregnant as a result, and lied to him about it for 8 years.
sourgirl101 29
So now the plot thickens if the brother also finds out it's his child and wants to be part of his technical son's life. Does the man that thought it was his son this whole time step back and allow his brother to become the new "dad"? FYL OP, your kid is going to be confused because of his whorish mom.
sulhaq 4
The FML isn't about the kid it's the wife ******* the brother.
montana2010 0
no it sucks not knowing your real father!
dudeitsdanny 10
I'm having a slow morning, cause for a second I thought this was incest. But anyways.. That really sucks. Especially sucks because someone probably told you out of spite. I say you use the hatchet on your brother, THEN bury it =)
sourgirl101 29
The expression "bury the hachet" has a completely different meaning. Funny how you changed it.(:
dudeitsdanny 10
That was the whole point of the hatchet part, yes: A play on language.
kingatowning 2
bury the hatchet in his balls, that'll show him. he needs to know when to turn the off switch on his penis..... sorry, I mean install an off switch in his penis or balls, whichever is more comfortable
Sarababyyy94 0
I totally thought the same thing!! I had to read it aloud Tommy brother before getting it. haha. slow day indeed!!
unvmesucka 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Better than finding out your 8 year old son is actually your niece.
titanium89man 0
So wrong, but so funny.
shorty17 0
hahahahaha!
CaughtChaLookin 0
lmao
CaughtChaLookin 0
lmao
kialuvsyoo 3
EL. OH. EL. :D
biebersshawty999_fml 0
lol thats soo true
gondor17 0
nice haha
Lisa89 3
I'm a tad confused here. So OP's brother got OP's gf/wife pregnant. OP thought she had his son, but actually his brother fathered his wife/gf's child. Right? Right?
dudeitsdanny 10
On the next episode of The Bold and the Beautiful.. Or whatever soap is on TV in which this could happeb.
elyoko11 0
Either that or OP's gf/wife knew the whole time and didn't tell him until now, which would suck even more.
Lisa89 3
I have the flu.. hense I got confused. -_- Like another commenter, my immediate reaction was it was incest. then it took me a bit to work what acually happedn out >.
dotty23 0
Yeah! :D
bfmvgirl 0
haha :P
aj193344 0
naw idiot he ****** his sister!!!!!!!!!!! -.-
agummere796 0
I call this a trailer park situation
coltsluvr123 2
took the words right outta my mouth
mynameistom 0
LAWL I just saw a guy on a bike hit a parked car. Made my day.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Cool story bro.
twinmum_fml 6
that's priceless. funny!!!!!
jose18 3
if u raised him his entire life he's ur son
beastwill64 16
how did u not know that.
noelykins1 19
because she never told op
mad_hatter0666 22
Need a hug? :(
rscanlan313 0
no
nickbucci1252 0
that's funny
sammiskorpio 8
JSylvestre 6
OPs wife slept with his brother... hence it's his nephew.