FML : Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML

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Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 April 2017 17:00 / United States - San Diego

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By Druu | 53

#7441167 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 2:38

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

By awildwhisper | 28

#7441171 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 3:08

At this rate you'll be getting senior discounts in about 5 years! Lucky duck

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By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#7441163 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 2:16

Sucks OP!! Don't worry though, it's just work..

By bigredmonkeybutt | 20

#7441165 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 2:26

Ignore the trolls in life.

By Druu | 53

#7441167 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 2:38

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

By awildwhisper | 28

#7441171 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 3:08

At this rate you'll be getting senior discounts in about 5 years! Lucky duck

By RichardPencil | 25

#7441183 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 5:29

At least you can buy alcohol without getting carded. That's a plus!

jaydawg69 | 6

#7441946 - Thursday 20 April 2017 19:24

Why does it matter since OP is over the age limit anyways?

By nononsense14 | 8

#7441211 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:19

Show us a photo and we'll decide whether she's blind or if it's truly and fml

By Sweet Tabatha | 6

#7441212 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:19

she was just joking I hope

By Moerighan | 23

#7441374 - Wednesday 19 April 2017 17:44

Well, they weren't lying.

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