Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML I agree, your life sucks 35791 I agree, your life sucks 35791 You deserved it 2888 You deserved it 2888 0 0 25 10 By Anonymous / Saturday 1 January 2011 05:29 / Canada
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school.... I agree, your life sucks 26720 I agree, your life sucks 26720 You deserved it 12258 You deserved it 12258 84
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly.... I agree, your life sucks 44072 I agree, your life sucks 44072 You deserved it 10886 You deserved it 10886 107
Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been... I agree, your life sucks 43405 I agree, your life sucks 43405 You deserved it 5954 You deserved it 5954 59
Today, I asked a couple who had been double charged whether they wanted a refund or an exchange. They began yelling about how I needed to give them their... I agree, your life sucks 1370 I agree, your life sucks 1370 You deserved it 108 You deserved it 108 22
Today I had to visit the burns clinic for a dressing change over both legs because I scalded myself last week with a pot of boiling water. Today I also... I agree, your life sucks 6 I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Australia Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 steps to realise I had driven to work that day. FML
Canada Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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