Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML I agree, your life sucks 35595 I agree, your life sucks 35595 You deserved it 2875 You deserved it 2875 0 0 12 6 By Anonymous / Saturday 1 January 2011 05:29 / Canada
Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's... I agree, your life sucks 30818 I agree, your life sucks 30818 You deserved it 18329 You deserved it 18329 110
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused... I agree, your life sucks 14887 I agree, your life sucks 14887 You deserved it 5360 You deserved it 5360 61
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML I agree, your life sucks 29986 I agree, your life sucks 29986 You deserved it 15742 You deserved it 15742 124
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned it up, when... I agree, your life sucks 12 I agree, your life sucks 12 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Today... I learned I have a slight allergy to wasps when I cut down a dead tree they made a home out of. Half my face now looks like I'm wearing a fat... I agree, your life sucks 14 I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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