Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

Kinda true, though

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

Caught!

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML