By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
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WCARlover 34
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I may be a girl but I'm on your side...sounds like she was being too sensitive

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Welshite 39
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#7: I would label myself as a feminist with an emphasis on equality, but I'm smart enough to know the difference between a joke and an insult. Besides, to "put [him] in [his] place" sounds abusive and controlling. That's not feminism.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Damn I guess people don't know or like Biggie

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blinked_281 29
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Still. It's just a song. I'm sure OP does respect his girlfriend and women in general. His girlfriend honestly seems a little dramatic.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

That's not being dramatic, Im not sure many girls would like it if they was treated like a stereotypical woman.

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thevelociraptor 31
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I can just see your future girlfriend now... Wait where did she go? Oh right, to a guy who actually respects women.

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blazingshot147 19
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Either the blood to your brain went to your boobs, or you need to get a ladder to catch that sarcasm that went over your head...

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23lf 16

You obviously don't know what sarcasm is do you?

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Helpfulman 17
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Shit, no guys that respect women get bitches.

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BBeffedmylife 28
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There's nothing I love more than a good domestic woman joke.. Thanks for the fml, OP. It made me chuckle!

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WCARlover 34
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I may be a girl but I'm on your side...sounds like she was being too sensitive

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I completely agree. If a guy says a comment like that he is joking around. Unless OP treats his girlfriend like an object and degrades her then I don't get why she would be seriously mad.

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TanzWolf 26

I say leave her. If she can't take a joke at all or understand that just because that song played on the radio, it doesn't mean it's you, then you don't deserve it. If she starts arguments over that, she sounds like a bitch. Sorry, OP.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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I agree it was an overreaction to a joke, but that joke is far, far too overused by 13 year old boys to be funny. It just sucks as any type of joke.

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Marie54321 19
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She's overreacting OP Just tell her you had no idea that that song would be on

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xpsychocatladyx 15
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advice... good make up sex and you make the sandwich

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GoBigRed 6
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Nothing better than getting in trouble for something entirely not your fault...

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Did she make you a sandwich?

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WCARlover 34
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You sound fun.

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SaharaZinc 14

Sounds like she's one of those dramatic types that likes to keep the fight going. You made a little joke, and had no way of knowing that the song would be on. Your girl needs to chill, OP.

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