Misheard

By not what she said - 01/06/2020 20:00

Today, I was on a Zoom call. My sister offered to go get lunch and I told her, "Don’t forget the baguettes." One overly sensitive coworker swears I used a derogatory slur that sounds the same. I didn’t. However, I’m still going to be investigated by my boss. FML
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FinkiusMaximus 9

Sounds more like "bigot" than anything else.

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bethanyhopkins 49

If it's the word I think it is, they still sound different enough

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bethanyhopkins 49

If it's the word I think it is, they still sound different enough

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rotflqtms_ 21

Which race are they discriminating against with the word you're thinking of that sounds similar but not similar enough? I'm trying to think of one, but I can't...at least if I know the race, I'll be able to look up the word, haha.

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bethanyhopkins 49

It's not against a race, it's against gay people

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rotflqtms_ 21

oh, I get it now! thanks! can't find the comment as the FML app is iffy, but I got the notification in my phone at least, haha.

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bethanyhopkins 49

haha, no problem. the app has been seriously lacking recently

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musicfanatic301 7

It’s the derogatory term for being gay...

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Kristoffer 35

If those sound remotely similar, you're pronouncing one of them very wrongly.

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AlanShore 12

Ahhh, I've been checking back here all day for some kind soul to fill me in. Once you did, I realised that the FML didn't mention race, I just inserted that in my head.

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FinkiusMaximus 9

Sounds more like "bigot" than anything else.

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Mathalamus 24

Baguette can and has been used as a slur.

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tounces7 27

Just tell you're boss you're British and start smoking in front of him and you'll be in the clear.

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