By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
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TigranPet 24

It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*

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Kershme123 2
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why the fuck is this downvoted? O_o

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Probably because it's a stupid question that has nothing to do with the FML.

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Draxomaximus 10
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Nah, it's a funny/sarcastic response to the sandwich having mayo in it.

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Kershme123 2
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wait, you didn't realise it was a sarcastic joke? like "oh shit what a plot twist, there's actually mayo in a mayo sandwich, goddamn, betcha haven't seen that one coming!"

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meatloaf11 23
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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doodlebug33 20
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Horseradish is not an instrument either

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BestOrginalName 22
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Lmao, nice reference to another FML.

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PhantomKitty 26
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I'm pretty sure it was actually a reference to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

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Michael978 16

It was definitely something Patrick said in Spongebob..

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Pop_And_Lock 14
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No, this is Patrick!

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emeraldisle 30
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I hope your manager laughed her out of the restaurant.

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Mathalamus 24

fucktard island? interesting. :P

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pjsr 32
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I've had many a fine holiday on Fucktard Island

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ericanicole1 12

I need to remember that

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TigranPet 24

It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.

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may14th 26
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Listen to this nonsense. I once ordered a cheeseburger and there was cheese on it. Can you believe it???

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Imagine my surprise when I ordered salad and they brought me a plate of lettuce and other vegetables.

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gamermonster 34
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I once had a milkshake and there was milk in it. I'm allergic to that. Disgusting.

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Regisord413 10
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You would NOT believe this. I ordered a drink, and you know what they did? They served the drink in a freaking CUP. Unbelievable. These people should not be allowed to run a restaurant.

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JustThatPerson 21
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I ordered a hamburger sandwich, they gave me bread with a damned burger between it!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Last time I ordered a sandwich, they forgot the sand! Unbelievable. ?

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Sora_McKain 36
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I ordered a hamburger once, there no ham on it =(

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Carlos_bh 10
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Surely she's mental. I wouldn't even sweat it.

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hellnosucka 27
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doesn't she know? it's the common way of fucktard islanders to put mayonnaise in a mayonnaise sandwich.

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thatweirdasian 22
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Man, I should be pissed every time they freakin give me a patty in my cheeseburger!

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ragnarok1540 39
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Come on, OP, everyone knows that a mayonnaise sandwich is supposed to have vegemite ...

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thatADHDdude 21
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Do you come from a land down under?

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landonsvarre 7
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I'm going to use Fucktard Island from now on

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