FML : Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she...

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Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - / Saturday 21 May 2016 12:57 / Australia - Parramatta

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By TigranPet | 24

#6612013 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:57

It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.

By UnidentifiedFun | 37

#6612032 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:22

...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*

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By mylonius | 19

#6612004 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:47

Plot twist...?

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Kershme123 | 2

#6612120 - Sunday 22 May 2016 10:45

why the fuck is this downvoted? O_o

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LyricaSilvan | 29

#6612171 - Sunday 22 May 2016 12:21

Probably because it's a stupid question that has nothing to do with the FML.

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Draxomaximus | 10

#6612622 - Sunday 22 May 2016 21:56

Nah, it's a funny/sarcastic response to the sandwich having mayo in it.

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Kershme123 | 2

#6612647 - Sunday 22 May 2016 22:29

wait, you didn't realise it was a sarcastic joke? like "oh shit what a plot twist, there's actually mayo in a mayo sandwich, goddamn, betcha haven't seen that one coming!"

By meatloaf11 | 23

#6612007 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:47

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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doodlebug33 | 18

#6612025 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:14

Horseradish is not an instrument either

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BestOrginalName | 22

#6612302 - Sunday 22 May 2016 15:06

Lmao, nice reference to another FML.

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PhantomKitty | 26

#6612328 - Sunday 22 May 2016 15:55

I'm pretty sure it was actually a reference to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

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Michael978 | 16

#6612846 - Monday 23 May 2016 5:28

It was definitely something Patrick said in Spongebob..

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Pop_And_Lock | 14

#6614282 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:51

No, this is Patrick!

By emeraldisle | 30

#6612008 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:48

I hope your manager laughed her out of the restaurant.

By Mathalamus | 23

#6612009 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:49

fucktard island? interesting. :P

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pjsr | 31

#6612030 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:20

I've had many a fine holiday on Fucktard Island

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ericanicole1 | 12

#6612434 - Sunday 22 May 2016 17:50

I need to remember that

By TigranPet | 24

#6612013 - Sunday 22 May 2016 6:57

It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.

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may14th | 26

#6612087 - Sunday 22 May 2016 9:36

Listen to this nonsense. I once ordered a cheeseburger and there was cheese on it. Can you believe it???

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LyricaSilvan | 29

#6612175 - Sunday 22 May 2016 12:24

Imagine my surprise when I ordered salad and they brought me a plate of lettuce and other vegetables.

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gamermonster | 34

#6612178 - Sunday 22 May 2016 12:24

I once had a milkshake and there was milk in it. I'm allergic to that. Disgusting.

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Regisord413 | 10

#6612452 - Sunday 22 May 2016 18:14

You would NOT believe this. I ordered a drink, and you know what they did? They served the drink in a freaking CUP. Unbelievable. These people should not be allowed to run a restaurant.

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JustThatPerson | 19

#6612528 - Sunday 22 May 2016 19:54

I ordered a hamburger sandwich, they gave me bread with a damned burger between it!

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#6612564 - Sunday 22 May 2016 20:29

Last time I ordered a sandwich, they forgot the sand! Unbelievable. ?

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Sora_McKain | 36

#6613946 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:36

I ordered a hamburger once, there no ham on it =(

By Carlos_bh | 10

#6612019 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:04

Surely she's mental. I wouldn't even sweat it.

By hellnosucka | 27

#6612023 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:09

doesn't she know? it's the common way of fucktard islanders to put mayonnaise in a mayonnaise sandwich.

By thatweirdasian | 22

#6612024 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:10

Man, I should be pissed every time they freakin give me a patty in my cheeseburger!

By ragnarok1540 | 38

#6612026 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:14

Come on, OP, everyone knows that a mayonnaise sandwich is supposed to have vegemite ...

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thatADHDdude | 21

#6618546 - Monday 30 May 2016 22:57

Do you come from a land down under?

By landonsvarre | 7

#6612029 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:19

I'm going to use Fucktard Island from now on

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