By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - /
Saturday 21 May 2016 12:57 /
Australia - Parramatta
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TigranPet
| 24
It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.
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UnidentifiedFun
| 37
...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*
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mylonius
| 19
Plot twist...?
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Kershme123
| 2
why the fuck is this downvoted? O_o
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Probably because it's a stupid question that has nothing to do with the FML.
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Draxomaximus
| 10
Nah, it's a funny/sarcastic response to the sandwich having mayo in it.
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Kershme123
| 2
wait, you didn't realise it was a sarcastic joke? like "oh shit what a plot twist, there's actually mayo in a mayo sandwich, goddamn, betcha haven't seen that one coming!"
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meatloaf11
| 23
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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doodlebug33
| 18
Horseradish is not an instrument either
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BestOrginalName
| 22
Lmao, nice reference to another FML.
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PhantomKitty
| 26
I'm pretty sure it was actually a reference to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.
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Michael978
| 16
It was definitely something Patrick said in Spongebob..
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Pop_And_Lock
| 14
No, this is Patrick!
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emeraldisle
| 30
I hope your manager laughed her out of the restaurant.
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Mathalamus
| 23
fucktard island? interesting. :P
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pjsr
| 31
I've had many a fine holiday on Fucktard Island
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ericanicole1
| 12
I need to remember that
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TigranPet
| 24
It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.
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may14th
| 26
Listen to this nonsense. I once ordered a cheeseburger and there was cheese on it. Can you believe it???
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Imagine my surprise when I ordered salad and they brought me a plate of lettuce and other vegetables.
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gamermonster
| 34
I once had a milkshake and there was milk in it. I'm allergic to that. Disgusting.
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Regisord413
| 10
You would NOT believe this. I ordered a drink, and you know what they did? They served the drink in a freaking CUP. Unbelievable. These people should not be allowed to run a restaurant.
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JustThatPerson
| 20
I ordered a hamburger sandwich, they gave me bread with a damned burger between it!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Last time I ordered a sandwich, they forgot the sand! Unbelievable. ?
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Sora_McKain
| 36
I ordered a hamburger once, there no ham on it =(
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Carlos_bh
| 10
Surely she's mental. I wouldn't even sweat it.
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hellnosucka
| 27
doesn't she know? it's the common way of fucktard islanders to put mayonnaise in a mayonnaise sandwich.
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thatweirdasian
| 22
Man, I should be pissed every time they freakin give me a patty in my cheeseburger!
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ragnarok1540
| 38
Come on, OP, everyone knows that a mayonnaise sandwich is supposed to have vegemite ...
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thatADHDdude
| 21
Do you come from a land down under?
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landonsvarre
| 7
I'm going to use Fucktard Island from now on
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