Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Mystery
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Buckle up!
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Totallyscrewed
Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Anonymous
Selfish
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Robert
Legal issues
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Top comments
vettle 6
don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
joceyx3 0
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...
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Comments (179)
Brooke4494 0
it is possible for u to still get her ... just not likely but yeah I would check the kid
momony_fml 0
Dude, I swear--I used a condom. That ain't my kid!!!!
EriqCasanovaKid 0
So I Guess You'll Be Paying Child Support .
dtegrl 0
She obviously doesn't love you even if she says she really does. You should just let go now because do you really want to raise a kid that your wife had through an affair?
chrismicah 0
my wife knows what would happen to her in your case...
xgetxbentx 13
vasectomies don't always work, it's not very common but it is possibe. talk to your wife, go to the doctor to see if they can determine whether or not your vasectomy failed and then if all else fails, have a paternity test done.
sjmd15 0
there's always a chance it didn't work and that your still the father. I know someone who doesn't have both their .."men" due to cancer.. and he still conceived :) ..... so keep your chin up don't accuse :)
jojobeanz 0
can u say divorce? lolz
sassy_bunny16 0
YDI for letting your wife take your balls.
jebusandme 1
Vasectomies can reverse, but get that shit paternity tested just in case before you spend 18 years and about $250,000 on a kid that's not yours.