Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Mystery
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Buckle up!
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Totallyscrewed
Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Anonymous
Selfish
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Robert
Legal issues
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Top comments
vettle 6
don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
joceyx3 0
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...
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Comments (179)
k9obsessed 5
Vasectomies don't always work. I wouldn't jump to conclusions.
YUNO_fml 0
hellooooooooo. artaficial incemination
Macromartyr 3
Only a sith deals in absolutes...
sepdps 0
sometimes they fail; seriously. I'm not joking. it prolly is your baby
Ilovetux 0
don.t assume. That happens a lot.
fyreshadowes 2
If you got a vasectomy during your marriage, in order to prevent having more children, then your wife should have undergone sterilization as well. It's not fair to prevent one partner from, in all likelihood, ever having children again, and let the other get away scot-free. I'm sorry to hear that you (rightly) suspect your wife of cheating. Get tested, and if it doesn't work out, the best of luck to figuring out a solution to your problems. Just remember that it isn't the kid's fault. It never is.
nemolovesme 11
dude, vasectomys can fail. go to the doctor before you make a bad decision
tekkster74 0
Bowchickawowwow
ghostpwner_fml 0
can you un-vasect your nuts and get a different girl knocked up?
kjkjr27 5
Prob was the mailman