Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML
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3kitten3
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Ha hahaha haha. That is just to damn funny
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luvzit
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it's not really THAT funny lol
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pwincessa23
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i love this fml!!!;)
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alakomonus
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his family are all dumbasses then
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ddlovatolover
| 23
*too
Sorry, I had to.
Sorry, I had to.
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luvzit
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umm weren't you?? someone got a little bored.. OCD!!
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CrAzYyYyYy
| 0
your right boob looks waaaay bigger than your left boob...
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luvzit
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thanks
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ifyouseekamy666
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27- thank you! see? I'm not the only one who thinks so bitch
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mylifesucksserio
| 15
I don't really see the problem with them lol
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MRiKiCCS
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lol ON THIS FML TOO??
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jellyybeans
| 5
oooh where's vestfold? *o*
ahaha and also, lmfao at luvzit. your profile made me laugh.
ahaha and also, lmfao at luvzit. your profile made me laugh.
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syddyb
| 0
her face must be ugly.
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jewban
| 3
yal bitches are just jealous of her big tits. girls who usualy bitch about other girls showing their tits on FML are probably just jealous bitches.
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PSQ91
| 6
I Love doing that too
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IcyHell
| 0
doing what? masturbating?
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Fall3nAngel
| 22
Hahahha, nice on xD
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allanaskye
| 0
*one*
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EZPZ
| 0
I viciously play air guitar...alone...candles lit...some Beethoven to set the ambience...ftw
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skanksonaplane
| 0
that's hot
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airjordan6_fml
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Nou
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LexSwift
| 17
Um?
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macskapingvin
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Wow, that is one hell of a conclusion to jump to.
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iliketurdles
| 7
That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard..
I may use it in the future :D
I may use it in the future :D
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iliketurdles
| 7
masturbating*
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bladomas
| 2
learn spelling #7, and the OP YDI
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iliketurdles
| 7
I got auto corrected you wanker.
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BDTM
| 0
mastetbuting is a word? When I first tried typing it it autocorrected to masturbating
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iliketurdles
| 7
I meant to say I was hoping for it to auto correct me. This is what happens when you go on FML at work, you look an idiot.
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solegit
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You look LIKE an idiot. You do not look an idiot.
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SoloAutotunE
| 17
See #8, he's still at work
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lafingman0
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hooray for a perverted family!
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janzup77
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how is that even masterbating. fail. FYL
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DaveEPIC
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Haha, nice job...
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verlorenerFall
| 8
Hand, job..
I may use it in the future :D
Son: Yes mommy.