FML : Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started...

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 December 2010 05:09 / United States

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By iliketurdles | 7

#1796918 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:34

That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard..

I may use it in the future :D

By mexipunker | 0

#1797010 - Sunday 5 December 2010 13:10

Mom: No masterbating at the table young man, now finish your peas.
Son: Yes mommy.

Comments

By 3kitten3 | 10

#1796811 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:11

Ha hahaha haha. That is just to damn funny

luvzit | 0

#1797190 - Sunday 5 December 2010 13:57

it's not really THAT funny lol

pwincessa23 | 1

#1801726 - Monday 6 December 2010 12:08

i love this fml!!!;)

alakomonus | 0

#1819410 - Thursday 9 December 2010 16:05

his family are all dumbasses then

ddlovatolover | 23

#5741547 - Monday 4 November 2013 5:06

*too

Sorry, I had to.

By luvzit | 0

#1796839 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:16

umm weren't you?? someone got a little bored.. OCD!!

CrAzYyYyYy | 0

#1797377 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:07

your right boob looks waaaay bigger than your left boob...

luvzit | 0

#1797432 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:20

thanks

ifyouseekamy666 | 0

#1797483 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:32

27- thank you! see? I'm not the only one who thinks so bitch

mylifesucksserio | 15

#1797503 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:35

I don't really see the problem with them lol

MRiKiCCS | 0

#1797564 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:53

lol ON THIS FML TOO??

jellyybeans | 5

#1798280 - Sunday 5 December 2010 18:52

oooh where's vestfold? *o*

ahaha and also, lmfao at luvzit. your profile made me laugh.

syddyb | 0

#1798389 - Sunday 5 December 2010 19:43

her face must be ugly.

jewban | 3

#1800682 - Monday 6 December 2010 4:34

yal bitches are just jealous of her big tits. girls who usualy bitch about other girls showing their tits on FML are probably just jealous bitches.

By PSQ91 | 6

#1796845 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:16

I Love doing that too

IcyHell | 0

#1796871 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:24

doing what? masturbating?

Fall3nAngel | 22

#1797041 - Sunday 5 December 2010 13:18

Hahahha, nice on xD

allanaskye | 0

#1797275 - Sunday 5 December 2010 14:33

*one*

EZPZ | 0

#1797555 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:49

I viciously play air guitar...alone...candles lit...some Beethoven to set the ambience...ftw

skanksonaplane | 0

#1800718 - Monday 6 December 2010 4:47

that's hot

airjordan6_fml | 1

#3042195 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:04

Nou

By LexSwift | 17

#1796865 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:23

Um?

By macskapingvin | 0

#1796916 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:32

Wow, that is one hell of a conclusion to jump to.

By iliketurdles | 7

#1796918 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:34

That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard..

I may use it in the future :D

iliketurdles | 7

#1797333 - Sunday 5 December 2010 14:54

masturbating*

By bladomas | 2

#1796931 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:39

learn spelling #7, and the OP YDI

iliketurdles | 7

#1797297 - Sunday 5 December 2010 14:39

I got auto corrected you wanker.

BDTM | 0

#1797472 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:29

mastetbuting is a word? When I first tried typing it it autocorrected to masturbating

iliketurdles | 7

#1797518 - Sunday 5 December 2010 15:39

I meant to say I was hoping for it to auto correct me. This is what happens when you go on FML at work, you look an idiot.

solegit | 0

#1801257 - Monday 6 December 2010 8:24

You look LIKE an idiot. You do not look an idiot.

SoloAutotunE | 17

#6463957 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 1:53

See #8, he's still at work

By lafingman0 | 5

#1796937 - Sunday 5 December 2010 12:39

hooray for a perverted family!

By janzup77 | 0

#1796998 - Sunday 5 December 2010 13:05

how is that even masterbating. fail. FYL

By DaveEPIC | 0

#1797005 - Sunday 5 December 2010 13:07

Haha, nice job...

verlorenerFall | 8

#3318264 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:07

Hand, job..

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Intimacy

Nearly

Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos