Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Mystery
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Buckle up!
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Totallyscrewed
Stroudsburg, United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Anonymous
Selfish
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Robert
Legal issues
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Top comments
vettle 6
don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
joceyx3 0
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...
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addisonsmom 0
lol #40! awesome movie! cant wait for the 2nd one to come out! Anyways, there's always the possibility your vasectomy didn't work, and it healed. It does happen. I'd see your doctor before jumping to conclusions.
Zebidee 9
The problem isn't that you had a vasectomy, it's that your wife was cheating on you.
thisgirl2u 9
I think the problem is kinda one in the same.. yes no?
Zebidee 9
Not at all - a vasectomy is neither a FML or a YDI. A cheating wife is always going to be a problem. The only difference is that the vasectomy gives the OP a much higher chance that his suspicions are true.
BritishHobo 0
Well yeah, but it sound a lot shitter that way. The punchline is, his wife got pregnant, good news, but he can't have kids, the FML.
Zebidee 9
Um - yeah. Thanks for that. It's not like I didn't actually get it or something. The comment was just another way of looking at it.
sweetonsno 1
Yikes. I hope you are the 1 in 2000.
WobblyH 0
wait until she tells you about the herpes ....FYL!
Morpheus414 0
Welp, time to get the lye and hacksaw for your bathtub.... ;-)
BeastNerd 3
Bahahaha! #54! No, but if your vasectomy was actually successful, which is probable, then this is a FYL. Dump the *****.
petrolhead 12
lol.......sue the hospital :D
Shinygirlnz 1
That sucks, but a quick search of the internets say the success rate is estimated at 99.8%... you could be one of the unlucky guys in every thousand or so that it fails for...?
dakotaermshar 0
getting a vasectemy isn't always 100 percent
Althos_fml 5
Let's hope you were just a bit unlucky... ^_^"