By Unsuspecting - 16/04/2016 12:23 - United States

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26

He seems to be pretty light-hearted about it. Regardless, that does suck and I'm sorry Mother Nature is punishing you for not being pregnant.

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sirdannyboy1 20

I guess its time to stop swimming, period.

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XxNekoLovexX 26

He seems to be pretty light-hearted about it. Regardless, that does suck and I'm sorry Mother Nature is punishing you for not being pregnant.

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thawny_fml 21

The fact that he didn't act immature or grossed out speaks volumes to the kinda guy he is. Grab hold of him and don't let go OP.

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BadApple88 29

#17 you took my thoughts right out of my head lol

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yankasocky 7

I feel like you have really low standards and/or have been accused numerous times of stalking.

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sirdannyboy1 20

I guess its time to stop swimming, period.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Probably one of the best puns I've seen on this site in a while. Good job.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

It was a good joke so I'd hate to ruin it, but OP could also start birth control. Since the FML makes OP sound young enough that she likely doesn't want children, birth control would be a good option because, if you take the pill kind, you almost always know when your period is going to come. Or at least what week. It's great because there's none of this "period coming a week early" bullshit.

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T1A2Z3 34

The bar is even better. You just don't have periods. It's fab.

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kstephens2326 15

Sounds like a pretty good guy tho...at least he just shrugged it off and made a joke instead of acting crazy

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ColonelCusswords 24

Watching out for your best interests

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ShortieRose 30

At least he was calm about it, I think a lot of guys would freak out and leave somehow.

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ChadHelton 8

actually it's only fish blood that attracts them

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danceinconverse 25

Did he say it in a joking way or a legitimate way? Because if he said it in a joking way he's a keeper. If he was being legitimate he may not be the brightest...

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angelnursery 18

What do you mean? Sharks can smell blood so you should refrain from going into the ocean on your period.

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dragoongirl90 34

I was going to say exactly what angelnurse or whatever her name is said. If OP didn't know that, he probably saved her life, or at least limb.

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rockaroths 15

Not only can they smell blood, but they can smell a drop from a little less then half a mile away

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Wizardo 33

Whole new level to Shark Week.

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TheySaidWhat 9

The same thing just happened to me as well today! Damn you Aunt Flo :/ I still went scuba diving though :) It'll be a fun story in a few years

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brittyboo123 35

At least he doesn't want you to be eaten by a shark? So...that has to mean something good.

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