By Unsuspecting - United States
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
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It was a good joke so I'd hate to ruin it, but OP could also start birth control. Since the FML makes OP sound young enough that she likely doesn't want children, birth control would be a good option because, if you take the pill kind, you almost always know when your period is going to come. Or at least what week. It's great because there's none of this "period coming a week early" bullshit.