By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 702
You deserved it 6 233

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choose8 0

that's messed up

ADayToPierceTheV 0

what a dick


choose8 0

that's messed up

very messed up lol

Would turning this thread into a series of dead baby jokes be poor taste then? ...nah, this is the Internet. What's funnier than a dead baby? :D

GuitarFail123 9

not funny^

Trupe 3

Who came up with dead baby jokes? what made people think a dead baby was funny?

PhilipTheDeacan 0

idk what is funnier than a dead baby?

missyummyishot 3

that's exactly what I was thinking ? like , I have never heard a dead baby joke before ..

A dead baby in a clown suit :D And yes, I am prepared to be flamed by the forum. But a few of you are still here for humor, regardless of the topic.

ifailplzinsultme 0

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw... Preparing to get thumbed down by over sensitive people.

BeastMode5 0

6, I'm now curious of the answer, do tell. I've only heard the one about a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies. Sorry not appropriate... OP, your dad is horrible!

I know my next comment will probably be thumbs downed but here it goes

BeastMode5 0

Should've commented sooner. But either way, that dead baby jerk didn't make me laugh. =/

@51: Just WTF do you know about humor, kid? Perhaps you would like to tell rape jokes about your mother?

how do you get 100 babies in a bathtub? a blender how do you get them out? tortilla chips

BeastMode5 0

And I meant husband not dad... Okay, so I'm going to go to sleep before mess up another comment...

Other possible answers were: Two dead babies stapled together! :D A dead baby being eaten by a live one! A dead baby with a false mustache! It goes on and on.. Yippee, now I'm gonna be the guy with all of his comments buried! :D

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? i dont **** a sandwich before i eat it. Whats similar about them? women makes them.

blanquito 1

what's the difference between a trampoline and a pregnant girlfriend?.... you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline

SteelCladAngel 0

dead baby 'jokes' are just wrong, as are molestation/rape 'jokes' joke about race, religion, sexuality, age etc but to tell jokes about dead babies at the funeral for an infant who died as it was supposed to have its first breaths?! ugh. medieval torture drawing and quartering by miniature horses, tarring and feathering, thumbscrews, the rack...anything!!

SteelCladAngel 0

my comment was meant to be in reply to #22

ifailplzinsultme 0

What's the hardest thing about pushing a baby downstairs? My dick. Ok, I agree that one was kinda bad...

choose8 0

I honestly wouldn't be that offended by that kind of joke, it's just the circumstances.. it's really disrespectful to the family and q funerals no place for joking especially about the deceased person...

ifailplzinsultme 0

where'd all the dead baby jokes go?

72 - I know that on the Internet, humor is impersonal. Don't take it personally. I know that if I heard a rape joke about someone's mother, I'd probably laugh, assuming it was comedically potent. My own mother has been an emotional wreck since my dad died, FYI. In OP's case, yes it was wrong. However, most of the forum shoots right past empathy for OP after hitting the FYL button, and hits up the comments section for good laughs.

MrFlintstone 5

thats extremely inconsiderate

lets hear em, what did he say?

all I can say is... WTF

118 - We're not allowed to, "the man" is watching. Anyone who had comments removed knows.

What a mature husband OP has.

choose8 0

That's messed up...

that's so bad if it were my house and my family I'd throw his ass out!!!

What if op's husband had a traumatizing experience with a baby brother or sister when he was little. I know it sounds unlikely, but some people cope like that for the rest of their lives. I like to give everybody the benefit of the doubt sometimes.

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

what's the difference between a Ferrari and a bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

ZiplockP 0

lolol...****** up but I was waiting for a dead baby joke

ADayToPierceTheV 0

what a dick

That's what she said, to me.

muselover23 0

that's just the sickest thing I've ever heard. it's a reason for a divorce right there!

somethinorother 0


A7X_LoVeee 10

I agree. What the hell is wrong with your husband? If he is going to be so immature about something like this, I can only imagine how he handles other situations. Perhaps your hubby & Casey Anthony would get along well. Absolutely disgusting.

Wow, while I posted that, the mods struck. Shucks..

Hey you just have a reason to tell some "your mom jokes" at his moms funeral.

really? how much more immature can your husband get? smh

that is kinda you remember the jokes?

flockz 19

hahahahha when i read this FML i did not think of what were the jokes he told first? but i guess some people are different. but ya now i wanna know what he was joking about lol

wow your really concerned about tge jokes?

That's terrible, hopefully someone kicked him in the balls, and then said "well I just killed your children" or something like that.

Either he mourns by making jokes to cheer himself up and others around him. Maybe he's socially awkward? Or he needs to see a shrink. Yet, that's just assuming. Best advice... Perhaps talk about it with him?

green_eggs_and_h 0

Your husband needs help. I'm dead serious.

k8izgr8_fml 0

95- I might be a terrible person but that literally made me lol:x