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Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.
And just think of how screwed up her father is gonna be when you tell him all the details! AmIrite! No? Okay...... No but in all seriousness, I know it sounds lame, but when I do get married to the girl of my dreams, I know I won't be as good as her, and I would agree with her father. Good thing Phil likes me and wouldn't say that about me... (That's her dad's name, not just some random strange man's name, in case you weren't wondering, seeing as you don't give a shit about my love life.)
28- Sorry for assuming. :,(
Shut the the f--k up keyman
Are you scared of being moderated for saying ****? **** **** fuckity ****. The website is called "**** my life." ******* use ****, or don't ******* use it at all. ******* censoring the word **** doesn't give the word it's full mean. I mean ****, how hard can it ******* be?
You're a f--king No life ****** spilling his love on the internet when noone gives a f--k about it.. Censoring is the f--king shit!!
Well good you're marrying up, he's just mad he didn't get to do the same
Alan, you're normally up at this ungodly hour, could you be so kind as to remove my earlier comment about censoring words, and I suppose this one will have to go as well. Or anyone of the Demigod's that roam FML at this time of night I know you're there. Shit you guys are quick.
30 - You're right. No one gives a shit about your love life. Keep that very personal, sappy stuff to yourself. Guy code.
In the words of OP "and we are going to do it ALLLLLLL night long!"
Is your new wife one of the people that agreed? No? Then who cares? They're just jealous
30-Cool story
You don't have to be so rude. He is sharing his feelings about the woman that he cares about and loves and a guy that can do that is an amazing one in my book.
@30: Y'know you could have just said "he" instead of Phil, and saved yourself all the explaining....
welcome to the family
Damn. Better luck next time??
He is married now. Why would there be a need for a second wedding reception?
When she realizes what everyone has been saying? Bit mean though, what a douche!
5, Ross from Friends could explain that one to you.
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54 im probably going to get much hate on here... But ive never watched an episode of friends. Shows like that bore me to tears...
I love friends!
65- Yes, you are getting hate. But I don't think you should get thumbed down for your opinion so I will hate from a distance. >:)
Hangover 2 was shit. It was the exact same movie as the first one.
87, That's why it is called hungover 2 It would be called hungover 2: recovering drug additives if the movie was different Still not so many people think like you, most of the people including me liked the second movie Shut up and be forgetten in history.... (I think I gone little far with the last sentence)
i think peanutbutter is best on toast.
After reading 104's reply I had to check and see what the comment was again
Congratulations on your marriage! Just ignore them, if she loves you that's all that counts!
How could you not tell from even the mini Picture? Damn blondes.
The blonde stereotype is wrong... In most cases...
How could you possibly make out a goatse from that?
Lol. It's a close up of my sleeping kitty. I have an issue with thinking she's my personal Nermal...
i wouldve retaliated by saying "she may be too good for me but im still gonna hit that tonight!"
OP even though his family hates you, and you probably hate your bastard father-in-law just keep in mind your screwing his daughter
Ouch. At least you love eachother. That's really the most important thing. :)
As long as she loves you, as far as I'm concerned you're going to have a great life with your new wife :)
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Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.
Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??