Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
Kathts7 12
Don't worry! The periods will adjust to each other.. After some time you will only have 1 week of a whole lot of pms xD good luck with it!
sweethang26 7
okay, you're a ********. Not all girls are monsters when they're on their period. Ugh...men. get a clue!
crazy4uboi 6
This is creepy my dad has 3 daughters and a wife and he likes deer and the guys name is ' thedeerman' .... Uh....
xNephilim 18
That's when you, you know, discipline your daughters and let them know they can't just be bitches whenever they're uncomfortable or in pain and sit down with your wife and tell her the same thing. FYL for having to deal with it but YDI for not doing something about it.
DarthVader77 9
Just move away. Kids are grown, no guilt.
InnocentWings 13
ouch you have my sympathy
erin37 27
They'll sync up though so you'll be right eventually
creativityisnt 19
Don't worry, unless they're all on birth control, their cycles will sync up... Which actually, may be worse. FYL
Cathrin 26
I never understood why women use periods and PMS as an excuse for being a prick. I'm a little pissy just before my period, yes, but I never let myself get that bad. And I'm only upset the first couple days because of bad cramps which a dose of Midol usually takes care of, and even then I make sure not to take it out on others. And either way, I never get upset for seemingly no reason like so many women seem to do. At worst, it exaggerates my reactions to things that already bug me. It's called self-control, and Mother Nature visiting for a week is no excuse to lose it IMO.
fantasyworld 37
That reminds me of Modern Family when all the Dunphy women got their periods at the same time.