Cars and Transportation: Funny how?

Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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Windy Williams

By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

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Unbeliever

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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By A. - 14/10/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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What's your damage?

By Anonymous - 22/07/2020 02:02

Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML

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What happened?

By Kallian - 25/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

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If a tree falls…

By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 12:05

Did they still think it was funny then?

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 23 February 2009 20:43

then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just ******."

Comments

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 12:05

Did they still think it was funny then?

Missy612 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:13

I'm sure they did.

Host2phats 21

Monday 14 December 2015 22:13

I would have laughed even harder, and I bet the looks on everyone's faces was priceless

Matu92 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:56

Ouch!

alwaysalady 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:38

I had a brand new car for less then a week and some bastard in a huge truck hit it while I was parked. before I had even put the keys in it. did 2000 worth of damage. I feel for you, tree man.

holynemesis1208 3

Monday 23 February 2009 20:43

then the geico lizard came out and slapped you in the face and said "15 mins. would have saved you over 15% on your car insurance, but now your just ******."