14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice day, innit?
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
missyoudad.
Australia
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Armstrong
Brownsville, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Anonymous
Gadsden, United States
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
ks0300
United States
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
juliahockey 0
Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.
Dudelike89 8
Yahoooo?
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Comments (236)
Misfits_Danzig 2
Hide the ****!!
scoop15928 4
That happened to my sister. I found a variety of searches, ranging all the way from "twilight ****" to "homemade sex toys" to "Best places to dump a dead body". Always clear your history kids.
wordbigbird 0
That "happened" to your sister eh? From the sounds of it your the one who "did" it
MiaLoves 8
Ahh Twilight ****.
ILpalmtree 0
Screw twilight.. So whod ur sis kill??
SteamyPenguin 46
Maybe she was researching a book. You could get away with a fair bit with that excuse, not everything, but a fair bit.
bkkingkeokuk 1
Tell them they would have to be foolish to think u havnt looked at **** and walk away
77777771 12
I feel like everyone has googled something embarrassing at some point or another.
KiddNYC1O 22
1- **** 2- **** 3- " 4- " 5- " "
upyourzlolz 11
You won't find good **** if you just google ****. You have to be specific.
j_cat187 20
Pornhub :D
irokyoursox 6
Google chrome has something called "incognito" where it opens a window that doesnt save anything in your history.
cooptx 0
Yes but google itself saves you search history.
qtips402 7
sour about that
MrSaxMan 0
Use bing
champjb 0
Yall r all sayin its something bad! Wat i its just all "how to make good cupcakes"
hermitknut 22
If the OP's searches were only about cupcake making, this wouldn't be an FML.
vatti 4
Have you read Cupcakes?
NightJack 0
YDI for not clearing your history.
KiddNYC1O 22
True.