Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have...

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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You deserved it 7 996

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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You deserved it 23 616

Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 839

By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

Time wasted

By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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You deserved it 28 880

Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 183

It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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You deserved it 3 872

juliahockey 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.

Dudelike89 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Yahoooo?

Comments

liveitup222 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:12

You should google "how to forge internet history." lmao I'm soooo glad my parents don't have that much time on their hands. Your life sucks, Sorry OP

autumnbitch 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:20

I vote to google "how to bury a body"

Cat_Daniels 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 13:45

Thats when you "acidently" drop the computer on the ground.

radiocaf 29

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:43

www.google.com/history. Clear everything.

lleej 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:50

Thats why you download google chrome and use incognito mode

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:50

I bet you regret googling "gerbil, plastic tube, string" now!

Jalero916 12

Monday 28 November 2011 0:03

CREEPY!!

smitzer 7

Monday 28 November 2011 3:04

If it's **** full of lesbians, my dad would have said hot dam he's not gay

dansco 24

Monday 28 November 2011 3:33

1. **** 2. Justin Bieber 3. Facebook 4. Twitter 5. **** again lol

tamoodielovesmar 1

Monday 28 November 2011 6:17

from now on, use yahoo.

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Today, my family keeps pestering me about whether I've contacted my father yet. My father, the one who treated me and my family like crap throughout my upbringing and cheated on my mom a few years ago. I don't know why they think I'd ever want to see him again. FML

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Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML

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Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML

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Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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Today, my son-in-law's parents were saying it was a shame our kids were so busy working that they have to babysit all day, four days a week. Me and my wife babysit three days a week, which is when we realised our kids have basically tricked us four grandparents into raising their baby all week, including weekends. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML

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