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Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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woah first but srsly i don't get it she's frigid?

As the OP is a woman, I imagine (following the storyline) her date was a guy. But sounds like a keeper though!

oh my misread fail

atleast it wasnt "and I am wearing a Victoria Secret $400 diamond incrusted silky g string."

He also works at Denny's. He is a sausage smuggler. Did he sing you any show tunes? his excse for that was that he was in 5th grade choir.

I fail to see the problem.

I don't get it?

*cough* gay *cough* *cough*

I don't think this is an FML because he's being honest. at least he's not waiting until you come over to see his blanket and your not hearing that he kissed a guy from his friends because they'll probably make it sound awful.

Your username is 'Shawty?' You need to change that.

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

I agree 38, I find it really adorable that he put what he's most self conscious about out there.

quit while you're behind

YDI for using "Shawty" as your alias.

is sparta.

*kicks guy off cliff*

total win :D

Epic Win!!! lmao

Umm...okay...big deal? I think it's funny too. Not an FML whatsoever.

wait, I'm confused. how is this an fml?

Is she implying that dating you is also a dare , and you're another drunk guy

Shes a girl ?

Wah, honesty.

Just keep going with it until he invites you into bed, then steal his blanket :)

if my gf EVER steals my blanket she's getting shot with an ak47

138 - lolololol

What an absurd looking dog you have.

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML