By Shawty - 3/11/2009 03:41 - United States
Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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By  reki_fml  |  0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

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  supermonkelyn  |  6

I don't think this is an FML because he's being honest. at least he's not waiting until you come over to see his blanket and your not hearing that he kissed a guy from his friends because they'll probably make it sound awful.

By  reki_fml  |  0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML