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woah first but srsly i don't get it she's frigid?
As the OP is a woman, I imagine (following the storyline) her date was a guy. But sounds like a keeper though!
oh my misread fail
atleast it wasnt "and I am wearing a Victoria Secret $400 diamond incrusted silky g string."
I fail to see the problem.
*cough* gay *cough* *cough*
I don't think this is an FML because he's being honest. at least he's not waiting until you come over to see his blanket and your not hearing that he kissed a guy from his friends because they'll probably make it sound awful.
Your username is 'Shawty?' You need to change that.
Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.
I agree 38, I find it really adorable that he put what he's most self conscious about out there.
quit while you're behind
YDI for using "Shawty" as your alias.
this
is sparta.
*kicks guy off cliff*
Epic Win!!! lmao
wait, I'm confused. how is this an fml?
Is she implying that dating you is also a dare , and you're another drunk guy
Shes a girl ?
Wah, honesty.
Just keep going with it until he invites you into bed, then steal his blanket :)
if my gf EVER steals my blanket she's getting shot with an ak47
138 - lolololol
What an absurd looking dog you have.
Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML
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Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML
Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.