But it is funny!

Seriously. And be happy that your girlfriend and family get along well enough to talk like that.

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You could go the abuse route. Or maybe just invite her to bring the dildo along next time the mood strikes. Everyone wins!

That's when you say you're thankful for you're other girlfriend who goes down on you without asking.

Who needs to ask for it?

^^ agreed

And now you know what to get her for Christmas...

Tell her you're thankful for Palm-a-the Handerson ;)

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U should have just said "well I'm thankful for my left hand, it's always useful and handy (pun intended)"

So publicly embarassing someone about in front of theur family is hilarious now? He should make a cheese on the taco joke if she gets an infection. Then I guarantee it won't be funny.

It's not her fault he can't please her. It's his.

Agreed

That does make for an awkward situation but at least you can take the initiative and find out how to properly please her.

so true

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Good one! ;)

Or even simpler: your left hand.

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Actually, the fact that OP's girlfriend told his entire family about her vibrator and lack-luster sex life indicates that she isn't a prude...

:) haha exactly!

I though I saw her there once

That is pretty funny

Exactly. Grow a sense of humour OP...

Or a bigger penis

OP I would have gotten up and walked away

Hey, don't knock what she is thankful for. Maybe you'll make the list next year, start working harder at it.

Literally

Metaphorically

Figuratively. May as well cover all the bases there.

Tell her you're thankful for your inflatable woman. Ownd.

Be sure to add that at least the blow up girl can shut the fuck up and take it like a real woman.

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That's pretty much the idea behind every post on the website.

Well, you can't move like that! Get a titanium piercing that vibrates. She'll get a kick out of that. Or just break up with her. She'll stil have her real boyfriend.

A Pegasister. Nice...

start incorporating that vibrator into ya'lls sex life then . it's pretty common for couple to do so .

this is true. she'll be much more willing do anal if you let her tickle her clit with the vibrator at the same time.

Ouch! Sorry OP. but that is pretty funny (:

I like your boobs.

41, you are fucked up.

For liking boobs?

if he's no more than 16, then it ok.

Yeah, what is wrong with liking boobs?

It sure is funny, and he should learn how to work his wand, you have to learn before waving it around, she should at least tell him what he can do better

Hell yeah it's funny, he should just learn how to use his wand, because he has no magic in it right now.

".. And I am thankful for her sister. Amen."

That would have been a good comeback.

haha:) nice one