Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Nice day, innit?
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
juliahockey 0
Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.
Dudelike89 8
Yahoooo?
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HogwartsDropout7 0
Try Bing. They'll never expect it. Or, clear your cache, cookies & history.
Icecream93 4
I think its horrible for parents to search through your personal stuff such as text messages and going through your stuff in your room.. my parents dont give me any privacy they come downstairs a lot holding something they dont like going whats this why do you have this? Tell them you want privacy! Or tell em to go **** themselves if they dont like what they see.
katt_is_here 24
If you live with your parents, you don't have privacy. They pay for you to eat, have a roof over your head, and probably buy you expensive crap that you don't need. If you don't like it, get a job and move out.
hermitknut 22
If you are living with your parents and they're supporting you, maybe they do have that right - but that doesn't make it a nice thing to do.
katt_is_here 24
Kids just think they are entitled to a bunch of crap that they just aren't. Irks me is all.
DrumlineChick 7
Why don't you clear your history everytime you get off the computer?
Okayitwasme 0
Curious? Next time really freak them out. And google coffin making, and other freaky shit!
Solid_Wolf 1
Google "Cupcakes"By Sgt. Sprinkles,and ask one of them to help you make cupcakes the next day.
CTM0 3
****, ****, ****, more ****.....
KayleeXLoVe21 0
Gay ****? :P lol
thebaconweave 0
You're hot
treborpj 5
They can do that? :/
tj4234 36
from their browser history or search history yes. If they REALLY REALLY wanted to know the internet service provider could also tell them.
UberCookie 3
seriously? even with it being sent to private browsing?
UberCookie 3
seriously? even with it being sent to private browsing?
thagar 2
Oh man that sux
za_hang14 2
k for one that is really creepy in a way and two, that is against your privacy