14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice day, innit?
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
missyoudad.
Australia
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Armstrong
Brownsville, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Anonymous
Gadsden, United States
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
ks0300
United States
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
juliahockey 0
Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.
Dudelike89 8
Yahoooo?
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Comments (236)
happymik22 5
Use Firefox, it has private session option.
zander4310 5
id kill myself if my parents did that
IntoTheClouds 42
If my parents did that . . . well, I don't think THEY'D want to know.
wordbigbird 0
So true
thedreamforce 10
Oh dear lord, that is brutal!
perdix 31
So does Google, by the way. Hope you were smart enough to use a library computer for "How to kill your parents and make it look like an accident."
Darklord53 0
I'm glad my parents don't do that or I would have to go back to the therapist again :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Let me guess: boobs.
biznezz 0
heh no worse
bubo_fml 11
"No Mom & Dad, 'Maximus Vaginus' is the name of my favorite Transformers character!"
nerdsgetmehot 23
#68 "Maximus Vaginus" sounds like a spell from Harry Potter...One that would make one's ****** very large. O_O
ShutUpAndStare 7
Nice. Now I'm going to think of that everytime a spell is cast >.>
ILpalmtree 0
And??
Jdog619 11
Blame it on Google's autocomplete. "Mom, I swear, all I tried typing in was Sunday church activities! I have no clue how it was redirected to Slutty Asian Twins Get ****** in the Ass by Big Black Cocks!"
thebaconweave 0
Dude I can't tell you how hard I just laughed