Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have... - FML

By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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Time wasted

By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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juliahockey 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.

Dudelike89 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:43

Yahoooo?

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anniemall 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:12

Busted....

Equin0x 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:18

Then you suck at clearing browser history

LacyWings 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:30

Op, YOUVE JUST BEEN GOOGLED!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:31

How old are your parents? Moreover, how young are you that you still believe every parent is completely out of it? I plan on monitoring my children's computer activity and I'd be surprised if there was something there I'd never heard of. Most of the things mentioned within this thread are so old I'm thinking the kids on here are innocents or missing all of the truly revolting things online.

FMLappLover 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:38

You shoulda been more careful...

crazyturtlelover 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:23

You should start Looking up some really crazy things that will just scare the crap out of them for payback.

nimzie 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:40

It must be awkward if your parents know how "freaky" you are…

Wayne913 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:59

Nude girls, nude girls, nude girls, how to get yourself unstuck from...yourself?

dick_head 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:06

If my parents found out everything I have Googled, I would kill myself. Let's just say that **** would be the least of my problems.

flippityfloop 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 8:19

Oh, do tell...

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:01

Gay ****?

YESyeahYUP 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:23

Well at least you're warning some people... like me.

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