aww thats sucks btw
first!!

second! that sux

2nd!! haha does it really matter tho???

god pray she doesn't set YOU on fire.

Why do I see a innocent four year old girl holding a lit blowtorch?

FIRE FIRE Heh heh

7 a pyromaniac or a pyrophile is someone who likes to play with fire...they burn things...

Where are OPs parents in all this?

I wondered that too, this is three in a row. Anyone else wondering about this?

I less than 3 fire ( think about it) [free cookie to who gets a reference I just made]

idk

at 23, "I love fire!!!" where's my fuckin cookie? >_>

the I less than 3 reference = arby n the chief close enough though i think o_o
less than 3 <3
herez a cookie tho

Who isn't a pyromaniac?

I've done that.

An idiot isn't a pyromaniac
I less than 3 fire

your sister set my bed on fire.

I caught your brother's be on fire the other day. He LOVED it. ;P

pyros unite!!!! xD

unite!!!

lol that's what I would do to my sister

Were you on the bed?
o.o
Fire is awesome!

I have never done that..but hmmmmmmm..good idea.! LMAO girl:D

Fire is pretty.

thanks I didn't know that

seriously though, has anyone else noticed that?

This sounds kinda fun. I've never started a fire before. .... I wonder if I'll ever get the oportunity to set a Bed on fire? Hmm,
*Grabs Matches, goes to parents Bedroom*

I'm better than all of you: I'm a hoplonphile. Anyone who can guess what that means?

Correction: Hoplophile.

I like fire its pretty And fun

you can shoot what i set on fire awesome.

get a new bed? lock your door.... yah.....ok.:)





your sister belongs in an insane isylum.
good luck at life though!

sooo.. luckily she didn't set the house on fire? wow

... it's getting hot in here?

fake? Boone just sets a bed on fire. sorry, but I'm not buying it. I don't mind fake FMLs as long as their interesting... this one wasnt

ur third haha

@94, like you?

ur pretty.

I moderated this :D

Stop raping her in it.

I set my friends on fire

fire runes?

good band :P

wat are u ddoing in ur picture??

sucks for you!

that..... would ........be ...... so.......awesome!

@48 yea it would

@74 I agree w/ you about agreeing

I wonder what there mother did? she probley set the little sister bed on fire. that'll teach her.

this reminds me of the movie The Orphan are u sure she is not adopted?

othello22
more pike pyros ignite!

Holy flaming hell!

That's hot...

Ummm whats that

I love that movie!

wow that is crazy. hopefully she was adopted.

omg that's terrible
and what does that pryomatic or something mean

I agree with you ^^^

Ah crap. I should have scrolled further before posting.

High fives.

fire! fire! fire! burn! burn! burn!

Set her on fire, I bet you after that she will never think about getting close to a flam

and btw I was just kidding, it could have been an accident OP

Hot

lmfao. win. xD^^^

ahahahahah that's funny but fyl

pyromanics unite

Dammit. I was going for the Midnight Oil reference too. Great minds think alike!

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

lmao

haha I did the same thing. ahhh funtimes funtimes :)

Even more fun if you cut a whole in it's backside and stick a lit zippo in it. Two jokes in one... :D

sounds like a bad waste of a good zippo....

I collect zippos, so far I have a Spain one and a navy one

Hah, damn.
Crazy sister.
I mean, I love fire and all, but no way would I set furniture on fire. lmao. That sucks, FYL OP.

Were you in it at the time?

I was when my brother set our bunk bed on fire btw I sleep bottom it collapsed

pyromaniac??? is that where you love fire, or just like playing with fire (don't call me stupid, I'm only 11.) ???

It means you like to listen to Def Leppard.

no it can mean both!!

A type of impulse control disorder, pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start fires to relieve tension and typically includes feelings of gratification or relief afterward.

But seriously, if you can figure out how to get to fmylife.com, I assume you can figure out how to get to google.com, and type in pyromaniac. That is why people often don't have patience for stupid questions that could have been solved with a google search instead of a comment. The bitch earlier who complained because everyone jumped on her when she asked what FTW meant, could have just as easily googled it and found the answer.

is ur pic the In Flames jester?

hell yeah

in flames we trust!!! fuckin love them!