Norwegian_Wood

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Norwegian_wood's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 June 2009 04:01 / United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh annoying / Friday 1 July 2011 07:41 / United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 28 April 2011 19:42 / United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it