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By Morgan - 12/09/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML

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You deserved it 146

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 486

You deserved it 5 526

By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 270

You deserved it 2 682

By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 425

You deserved it 6 290

By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 476

You deserved it 3 980

By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 255

You deserved it 138 819

By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 159

You deserved it 5 786

By Eponine13 - 05/06/2019 22:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 954

You deserved it 185

By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 127

You deserved it 11 019

By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 457

You deserved it 4 431

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 12 September 2020 23:59

Her scar story is that she’s an idiot. Hope she has fun telling that one to everyone who asks.

Paddlefoot 9

Sunday 13 September 2020 9:06

It worked... she just made you tell a story

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genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 12 September 2020 23:21

Oh. Dear. Me.

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 12 September 2020 23:59

Her scar story is that she’s an idiot. Hope she has fun telling that one to everyone who asks.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 13 September 2020 2:19

She’s an idiot. I hope it doesn’t run in the family.

Paddlefoot 9

Sunday 13 September 2020 9:06

It worked... she just made you tell a story

samomaha 17

Sunday 13 September 2020 14:33

A "curling iron scar" is a story? Really?? Wow - she really is a vapid little airheaded narcissist, isn't she?

SomeRandomUser 19

Sunday 13 September 2020 19:23

Harry Potter is going to be so jealous.

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 13 September 2020 21:47

Your sister is one of the reasons why we need Darwin Awards.

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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

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You deserved it 68 712

Today, I'm pretty sure my husband of 8 years is sleeping with the skank who's in the fire department with him. Out of nowhere, he started texting her and wouldn’t come home until 12:30 a.m. for a whole week. When I confronted him about it, he flipped out. Sadly, it won’t be the first marriage she’s ruined. FML

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You deserved it 182

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Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 576

You deserved it 5 130

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 614

You deserved it 3 323

Today, I under-read the gas meter in an attempt to get a lower bill. Too bad it was the move-in read, meaning the starting point was way behind, causing a much higher bill. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 2 110

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 13 577

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