im with you fake, WE need a pic!

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That may be the funniest comment I've read in a while.

should of threw his stuff in a lake and said " I'm an aquamanic"

Erm... SOme people don't have fire alarms,and they might have left him at home while they went to the store or he was upstairs and they were downstairs.

Maybe he was outside setting fire on all the stuff?

So this kid is outside setting fire to all this stuff, takes hours carting it all outside, setting fire to it, and no one, not the parents, the babysitter whoever, no one noticed?

Who knows, I'm just guessing here. Prehaps his parents were out and thought that he'll make it on his own at home. Neighbours might be somewhere else or just be all "Meh, whatever" to it.

listen douche, theres a thing called not being in the house at the time. idiot

that means it's time to beat some fucking ass if my brother did that to me as a kid I would fuck him up. sorry for the language ladies.

I smell a pyromaniac!

That's what "obsessed with fire" means. Thanks for pointing it out!

yeah, I'm still trying to figure this out...smart kid!!

Agreed. I would've suggested the microwave, but only babies fit in there.

well theres always the oven :P

Tasteless Joke time! Q - What do you get when you cook a baby in a microwave? A - An erection.

Epic Win!

Yes! XD I love the joke.

haha I'm obsessed with fire also oh and I have been lit on fire it is not fun

not many people are in their rooms 24/7

He said "my room" which is universal to mean 'my bedroom'. What else could it mean?? The step-bro obviously has open access to his room, which is pretty universal. Until you find out he's a freak. OP can't be home all the time, much less in his room. Time for OP to buy a lock for the door. And still keep a close eye on the little pyro... he's only going to get worse... until he's bad enough to be taken away. No way, no how OP deserves this.