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Well at least they sound like they deserve each other
So everyone gets their just desserts, I guess it's a good thing OP will be getting out of that relationship! (Not that I condone hitting women though)
Hitting anyone is wrong unless absolutely necessary
FYL, OP. Hopefully you didn't get into a fight over that girl. You'll find a better girlfriend :)
I think it's pretty obvious that he got in a "fight" over her...
If only Stuart Little was as cool as ur icon.
Prove it to him if it matters that much to you. If he still doesn't believe you, drop in with your GF and rub it in his face as revenge for him punching you >:)
She cheated on him with someone else, I don't think she would help him get "revenge" on the new bf.
The revenge for being punched is to continue to be cheated on? And prove you're OK with it? Fight back or walk away. Only two options.
Evidence is the easy way to solve this sort of thing
They sound like they're good for each other! Confront her about this, OP, and if she doesn't want to change anything or be sorry, leave her for this fruit.
I was thinking kumquat for this guy, or prune.
I was thinking durians
The kumquat... Is it just me or does this sound like it could also be the name of an obscene sex position? Maybe I just have an active imagination.
Ugli fruit, definitely...
25 It's where the guy squats over the girl while cumming.
#13 I was think dingle berry...
Thinking*
The way you worded this made it seem like you were saying that YOU are the fruit.
No shit. That's why it's called, FML.
The best revenge for that punch is to let him keep the cheater. Move on, get someone better, learn to dodge punches, have fun.
It sounds like confrontation is only going to make the situation worse for you. So better that you've found out now OP, instead of years down the line when you could have possibly been married with children. You had a lucky escape.
If he wants your cowardly, lying bitch of a "girlfriend", he can have her. I know it hurts now, but you deserve someone who will at the very least be upfront with you.
Win some, lose some I guess.
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Well at least they sound like they deserve each other
If he wants your cowardly, lying bitch of a "girlfriend", he can have her. I know it hurts now, but you deserve someone who will at the very least be upfront with you.