Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
RMLrapemylife 14
I bet he's teaching her the sexophone...
Allycat660 0
Haha yes
WadeNickerson 16
Sounds like flute lessons to me
Enslaved 38
Time to get her to pay the piper and dump her ass!
HarleyQuinn1996 8
I think she's blowing the piper
iceking53 8
Why don't you drive her instead if you're friend?
WasabiMars 21
As if it wasn't obvious enough. Flute lessons? Really? It's not like they were being subtle about it. Dump her OP. You deserve a better relationship. Everyone does.
dannydog 1
WTF???? Flute lessons??? this is so fuuuuckin fake lol.
moonbootz 7
your ex-gf is a lace curtain *****
sbarua219 17
I wonder how you found this out lol
Miss_Whipped 43
"So honey, how 'bouts you play me a song on that there flute of yours? It sure is amazing that I haven't heard you yet. Or seen your flute. Hey, wait a gosh darned ol' second. How long have you been playing the flute again?"
classycoop 12
Why don't you teach him a baseball bat lesson?
swedeNix 13
Time to let them **** off and get urself some better ppl in ur surrondings, friend:) cheer up tho, the bastards aint worth a single moment of bad emotions:) go celebrate they're out of ur life:)