Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
cleavers_143 11
video games?
NotSoPerfecTgirl 10
Oh it's flute lessons. Flesh Flute
Chente_313 15
These hoes ain't loyal
scice03 8
Even if she really did have flute lessons.. Why would he be the one driving her every week?
Anahera13 2
that sucks OP id be sticking the flute up his arse! and hope u have kicked her to the curb!
NotDarkKnight 27
Learning how to play the skin flute!
JRtheSnowman 5
Your fault bro, friend or not you don't let another man take your woman places. You basically gave him permission to do her
slyde32 12
your logic sucks, I've taken my mates partners home while they haven't had lisences or a car, are you saying they were giving me permission to bang them? damn it
DeadpoolsBitch 13
At least she's still blowing something
jjones0818 12
Blowing on a different flute...
worldclassrager 41
Time to move on OP...if she had flute lesions why couldn't you drive her?