Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
darkenedone 27
That blows.
MartinDJ 26
One of the exceptions where the "DUMP THEM!!!!!!!" is legible. I just don't get how you can have such a great self consciousness and **** your best friends girlfriend.
uhohitslisa2 20
How did you not put 2 & 2 together?
ibiv 10
another kind of playing the flute...
thattunaguy 6
There's so many possible jokes from this it's ridiculous.
mister_icicle 17
How long was that going on?
lolurkidding 13
Why is your best friend driving her anyway?
Taylor22294 24
Did ever occur to this was going on? I mean I understand best friend taking her once in a blue moon, but not wanting to do it every time.
Taylor22294 24
Not trying to post back to back but in all reality drop them from your life and forget it happened. No need for fake people.
IHeartMyBf 10
He is teaching her to blow his flute