Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
headofmedusa 15
She was blowing his flute this entire time
jamino777 4
Why would you let your friend drive your girlfriend to flute lessons anyways? Why don't you drive her yourself?
Phoebe18 14
OP may not have his license. I don't know if it's just me but when you have a best friend that's the person you're meant to be able to trust with your life. How is OP suppose to know two of the people he cares about the most and trust the most would hurt him like that?
ArashiGirl 13
YDI, why the hell would you not drive your own girlfriend somewhere?
Setareh23 34
Maybe he doesn't have his license yet? Or maybe he is busy at the time of her "lessons" with work/school/wtv else? Or maybe he shares his car with someone who uses it at the time of her lessons? No one deserves to be cheated on just because they didn't act as their gf's personal chauffeur.
ArashiGirl 13
Yes, but being that naive, isn't exactly a good excuse either. When something isn't right usually you can feel it in your gut.
grudger 14
Wood wind buddies!!
unicornn07 4
Oh she was playing the flute, just on her knees ;)
Stonecold_xo 6
He was probably teaching her how to whistle properly.
missbrit818 20
I totally hate this for you :(
messymassacre 6
**** them . **** that flute. And **** her right in the pussy then dump her . I tried to be funny to cheer you up but it failed.
JKPwnage 27
Dump the *****
ostfaiz 18
Blowing many flutes at a time, i will call her multi- talented