Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
FinkiusMaximus 9
"Flute lessons".
gnathrak 4
Giggity
Vickeh 15
She just was "blowing" into a different type of flute hmm?
RayvenWhite 12
Hope that's now ex to both OP
ethan_unoxx 29
break up with her.
ocramavaf 15
i was gonna go with propose to her
BananaMan844 4
OP, it sounds like you need a new best friend AND a new girlfriend.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Well that's one way to blow hard wood.
sjbartholome 14
Different kind of flute ... she blows his flute
Chronophobia 7
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute...
gabi007_fml 4
This one time at band camp...
teentee401 37
I am NOT saying YDI. But, OP, you didn't find it a little suspicious that your best friend was driving your girlfriend to her flute lesson EVERY time? I mean, maybe to help out once or twice but after a while I'd get suspicious.
Setareh23 34
It might make sense if they claimed they were going in the same direction. Like say the "music school" just happens to be near the friend's house/work. If neither OP nor his gf had a license/available car, it wouldn't be that strange for a "bff" to offer to help out. One of my friends drives me home from work all the time (we are coworkers, I don't have a license, and he lives a few streets away from my house) but my bf has never had a problem with it because he trusts me. In fact, he appreciates the help, because he knows I'd otherwise walk 1 hour alone at night to get home (no buses at that hour). I think it's just really sad that OP put his trust in two backstabbing assholes :( They were supposed to be people he could rely on, but in they betrayed him.