Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe he can be the next Lizzo! You should take up a brass instrument or percussion. You'll easily drown out the flute!
metroido 21
it could be worse. it could be the tuba.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe he can be the next Lizzo! You should take up a brass instrument or percussion. You'll easily drown out the flute!
metroido 21
it could be worse. it could be the tuba.
Gubbon 17
Good. Lots of practice means he'll soon be better.