Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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foxwasalamb 24
she wasnt lying. skin-flute lessons
MattAttack12 10
She's been blowing on the wrong type of flute
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Comments (114)
weveallbeenthere 30
I'm sure she using her mouth for some type of lesson. I've heard it called a skin flute, so she is getting flute lessons.
Mauskau 36
This one time, at band camp...
sparty48910 5
I stuck a skin flute in my pussy
schhichick 14
Amy Jeurgans?
Karefsn 9
ex girlfriend* ex bestfriend*
pwnman 33
Seems like they both should make a NOTE to themselves that they lost someone in their life officially!
jvfelicio 13
Oh you think that they should make a NOTE? Good call!
kpopforeverr 11
Wow
orphanclubber 8
She technically wasn't lieing tho fyl op
mkstar13 13
That blows....... get it?
WasabiMars 21
Let me open the door on your way out.
bs0317 5
Down vote just for being a duke fan.
678bebe 15
aww that sucks sorry man
shanannygians07 28
So does his gf
drayloon 50
Skin flute lessons. Details, details...
oathkeeper99 31
Am I the only one who thinks it's a little weird that his best friend would be driving her to flute lessons in the first place? If I was OP I would've been suspicious from the start.
nicopo_fml 11
My thoughts exactly. OP deserves it for believing such a stupid lie.
Phoebe18 14
Maybe OP and his best friend were close and more like brothers than friends. OP possibly doesn't have his license and the best friend offered to take the girlfriend to her "lessons". It's not that hard to believe or that far out there. Some people in this world do actually take their friends partners somewhere because neither of the other two drive.
Phoebe18 14
No. Whether it was stupid or not for OP to believe what he was told (and it's not that stupid) no one deserves to be cheated on. Cheating is something that can emotionally tear someone apart and just because someone may be silly for believing a lie their partner and best friend told them, doesn't mean they deserve to have two of the most important people in their lives to go and do that.
WasabiMars 21
I can understand OP since I too, was once betrayed by my ex-girlfriend. I trusted her too much and after that I vowed never to give 100% of my trust to anyone but me. #26 you'd have to realize that that was his best friend and girlfriend. It would make sense that OP would trust these two people to the point of gullibility. It's normal human nature to trust persons they consider a huge part of their life. Unfortunately for OP, this painful betrayal can have an impact on his trust issues. Though on a positive note this can be a great life lesson.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
My boyfriend, before he had a car, would always ask his best friend to pick me up or drop me off places, not really unheard of. But that, that huge breach of trust, is despicable, when a man trust a man with his woman, that's wonderful, that shows how close the two men are.
Migole 36
Another possibility: maybe op and his best friend live in the same neighbourhood and the friend has a job or something similar close to where the gf supposedly took the lessons so he offered to drop her off on his way there?
gnathrak 4
If she doesn't take flute lessons, it was a lie from the start and flute lessons is a play on words.