Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
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untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
AlfonzoRex 0
There's a good reason to hate your name..
bumg6186 3
When choosing your name did your mom have any clue that was the reason your dad chose Kathryn? I would hope not - it sucks for you and your mom because now you are both constantly reminded of his infidelity (assuming she knows now). Wow, I really feel sorry for you guys!!
kazul 0
It be funnier if your mom named you that to **** with him, to get him to say something
fyourlife33 0
these are literally the worst group of comments ive ever seen, and sorry OP for the idiots clicking YDI
Shel10 0
My father did the exact same thing OP!
WFMS 0
my friend was named after her dads ex-girlfriend. I guess it happens a lot
Jord111222333 0
LMAO #26. word! i would never talk to my father again. FYL
Shyman4ever 0
Who cares? As long as it's a good name it's not an FML
Lounia_fml 8
I wonder why she deserves this? For having a name maybe?? Wtf people?? o.O
amymichelle 0
dude. so am i. she was my moms best friend, until she started screwing my dad. hahaha. yupp, fyl. :)