Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
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GIGA_IMPACT
| 15
I wonder if your daughter will go in the oven to keep herself warm
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j_cat187
| 19
Must ... resist... holocaust joke.
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dietbacon
| 13
pernambuco is like a thousand degrees right now, I don't think she'd need to. Because of that, I also think this fml is just plain bullshit
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Joshwarrior
| 39
Damnit your comment made Happy tree friends come to mind :/ and here I thought I managed to lock those memories away.
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
but did it work. I'm sure your daughter will go far in life.
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ProfessorMctitie
| 20
You liar
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vikky538
| 28
let's hope she will graduate...
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EvilLittleMan
| 23
... and not procreate.
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photographer49
| 22
#4 you want to let her out into the world?
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CandyApple88
| 13
when she tilts her head sideways, does sawdust fall from her ears? Time to change the carpeted floors for lino/tiles.
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WeLikeIke
| 22
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!"
NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
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mightycocoman
| 12
That's happened before.
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Roskosity
| 22
That's so morbid. Better educate her the best you can now or look forward to French fried grand babies.
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PePziNL
| 20
French Fried Grandbabies is an awesome name for a rock / metal band
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The_Village_Idio
| 6
Um, that's certainly a creative way of going about it...
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nchic01
| 17
well hopefully she didn't turn it on!
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Emzinatorbot
| 26
"Hey idiot did you just blow in from stupid town?"
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expertsmilee
| 26
Hey pal*
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Nameless_Fellow
| 11
*Insults daughter's intelligence*
BURN!!
BURN!!
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Ethan_Anonymous
| 28
I hope she is good looking.
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teyyoshi
| 19
why ?
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ptoka
| 20
She can be the sexiest, most attractive girl ever, but you still can't fix stupid.
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
And won't breed.
NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?