Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm"....

By wtfdaughter - 3/2/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By WeLikeIke | 22

#6191565 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:20

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!"
NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6191587 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:25

And won't breed.

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By GIGA_IMPACT | 13

#6191554 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:18

I wonder if your daughter will go in the oven to keep herself warm

j_cat187 | 19

#6191894 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 7:27

Must ... resist... holocaust joke.

dietbacon | 13

#6192850 - Thursday 5 February 2015 2:20

pernambuco is like a thousand degrees right now, I don't think she'd need to. Because of that, I also think this fml is just plain bullshit

Joshwarrior | 38

#6193084 - Thursday 5 February 2015 6:31

Damnit your comment made Happy tree friends come to mind :/ and here I thought I managed to lock those memories away.

By weveallbeenthere | 30

#6191555 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:18

but did it work. I'm sure your daughter will go far in life.

ProfessorMctitie | 19

#6191668 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 1:53

You liar

By vikky538 | 28

#6191559 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:19

let's hope she will graduate...

EvilLittleMan | 23

#6191682 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:05

... and not procreate.

photographer49 | 22

#6191772 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 4:02

#4 you want to let her out into the world?

CandyApple88 | 13

#6195060 - Saturday 7 February 2015 2:55

when she tilts her head sideways, does sawdust fall from her ears? Time to change the carpeted floors for lino/tiles.

By WeLikeIke | 22

#6191565 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:20

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!"
NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?