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10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

And won't breed.

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I wonder if your daughter will go in the oven to keep herself warm

Must ... resist... holocaust joke.

pernambuco is like a thousand degrees right now, I don't think she'd need to. Because of that, I also think this fml is just plain bullshit

Damnit your comment made Happy tree friends come to mind :/ and here I thought I managed to lock those memories away.

but did it work. I'm sure your daughter will go far in life.

let's hope she will graduate...

... and not procreate.

#4 you want to let her out into the world?

when she tilts her head sideways, does sawdust fall from her ears? Time to change the carpeted floors for lino/tiles.

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

That's happened before.

That's so morbid. Better educate her the best you can now or look forward to French fried grand babies.

French Fried Grandbabies is an awesome name for a rock / metal band

Um, that's certainly a creative way of going about it...

well hopefully she didn't turn it on!

"Hey idiot did you just blow in from stupid town?"

*Insults daughter's intelligence* BURN!!

I hope she is good looking.

She can be the sexiest, most attractive girl ever, but you still can't fix stupid.

And won't breed.