By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
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WeLikeIke 23

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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GIGA_IMPACT 15

I wonder if your daughter will go in the oven to keep herself warm

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dietbacon 13

pernambuco is like a thousand degrees right now, I don't think she'd need to. Because of that, I also think this fml is just plain bullshit

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Joshwarrior 39

Damnit your comment made Happy tree friends come to mind :/ and here I thought I managed to lock those memories away.

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CandyApple88 13

when she tilts her head sideways, does sawdust fall from her ears? Time to change the carpeted floors for lino/tiles.

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WeLikeIke 23

10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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Roskosity 22

That's so morbid. Better educate her the best you can now or look forward to French fried grand babies.

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PePziNL 20

French Fried Grandbabies is an awesome name for a rock / metal band

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The_Village_Idio 6

Um, that's certainly a creative way of going about it...

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Emzinatorbot 26

"Hey idiot did you just blow in from stupid town?"

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