By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
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WeLikeIke 23
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10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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Mynamewontfi 40
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And won't breed.

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GIGA_IMPACT 15
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I wonder if your daughter will go in the oven to keep herself warm

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j_cat187 19
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Must ... resist... holocaust joke.

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dietbacon 13
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pernambuco is like a thousand degrees right now, I don't think she'd need to. Because of that, I also think this fml is just plain bullshit

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Joshwarrior 39
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Damnit your comment made Happy tree friends come to mind :/ and here I thought I managed to lock those memories away.

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weveallbeenthere 30
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but did it work. I'm sure your daughter will go far in life.

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vikky538 28
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let's hope she will graduate...

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EvilLittleMan 23
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... and not procreate.

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photographer49 22
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#4 you want to let her out into the world?

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CandyApple88 13
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when she tilts her head sideways, does sawdust fall from her ears? Time to change the carpeted floors for lino/tiles.

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WeLikeIke 23
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10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?

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mightycocoman 12
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That's happened before.

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Roskosity 22

That's so morbid. Better educate her the best you can now or look forward to French fried grand babies.

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PePziNL 20

French Fried Grandbabies is an awesome name for a rock / metal band

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The_Village_Idio 6
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Um, that's certainly a creative way of going about it...

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nchic01 17
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well hopefully she didn't turn it on!

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Emzinatorbot 26
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"Hey idiot did you just blow in from stupid town?"

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expertsmilee 26

Hey pal*

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Nameless_Fellow 11
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*Insults daughter's intelligence* BURN!!

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Ethan_Anonymous 28
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I hope she is good looking.

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ptoka 20
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She can be the sexiest, most attractive girl ever, but you still can't fix stupid.

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Mynamewontfi 40
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And won't breed.

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