lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
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untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
LesYeuxDeDario 0
And you, in fact, are the daughter of the man with whom she was cheating
elfuzzo 0
Everyone under the age of 19 should be banned from the internet.
alex_vik 1
I'm 15 and I agree with you.
SuperSpore 0
Why? Not all people under 19 are complete idiots and immature in their behavior. I've seen a lot of people over 19 that are less mature than people that are a lot younger. So, there is no reason for that.
LeCielNousAide 7
i'm 18 and i'm a lot more mature than a lot of the older people on the site
DanaM 0
Me too. I found out when I was 16. I haven't really thought very differently of the name, though, because my mom likes it.
kirby1026 0
Sucks. I would die if that happened to me. my parents have never told me her real name but I think it starts with an R so i'm safe cause mine starts with a K. :) you could wait, save up money, and change it.
kira1kira 0
#27 what's wrong with u?!
verymelinda 0
Thats why men are not allowed to name children...
theflamezbegin 0
Men SHOULD name children. My mother named me after the Star Trek: Voyager captain. It can't get any worse than that.
starflake 3
I'm named Charlotte, my dad named me after the Iron Maiden song, "Charlotte the harlot".. ******* great, my dad names me after a prostitute!
theflamezbegin 0
oh wow... that's worse than captain kathryn janeway.
lastminuteperm 0
Well what are you supposed to do? It's not that bad. Face it and get over it.
AshleyRose784 0
meh, it's your name now, own it