Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having...

lawoman27 1 July 2009, 04:08 United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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Jololol 17 May 2013, 09:25 United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Anonymous 17 September 2014, 22:10 Toronto, Canada

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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Anonymous 30 September 2022, 01:00

Love is love

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Anonymous 21 May 2010, 12:07 United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Anonymous 29 October 2010, 03:36 United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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DEDMan 28 October 2018, 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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Anon 18 August 2010, 04:30 United States

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

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yayme. 11 July 2013, 22:26 Bismarck, United States

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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wtf dad 10 January 2013, 03:15 Saint Charles, United States

Hey!

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Anonymous 20 March 2014, 20:23 Du Quoin, United States

Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML