lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Top comments
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
andrewms 0
That must have been pretty odd for the women your father slept with behind your mother back...
thedrumsthedrums 0
your dad is a douchebag.
leeno 0
I was named after my dad's Ex hahaha.. My mom named me!!! F our Lives
fdyourmom 0
well today i found out my name means adulteress and *****, talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.
cadetxtemprencex 0
wow why was everyone so mean to me and luisa?....i lyk to annoy kat so i acted really hyper o.O i'm fifteen and not 'immature and annoying'........and we were both talking and really excited we actually got on fml. and you all can stop acting lyk ur the shit. cuz ur not. i mean really.
ma_belle_fleur 0
Wow. Are you really serious with this comment?
cadetxtemprencex 0
yeah, i am....cuz everyone up above were lyk being weird mean...
Oplleez 0
Wow... It's really surprising how often that happens.
Abcdfg 0
Yay! I'm #100-something. I have some things to say. 1) don't say what # u are unless ur 1st, 2nd, or 3rd. otherwise it's just gay. 2) it's just a name, don't feel bad. I know this person who had no name for a few weeks. he was referred to as 'it'. no big deal, he's laughin about it 3)sickinlove13, ur not gonna have kids. why? ur ugly 4)cadetxtemprenceex, ur name is a joke. 5)the Cade-shít person and alex_vik, this isn't like a chat room. don't start a convo, ur ruining the point of FML. 6)ur dad isn't a bad person or shit. ur all just over reactin over somethin small. 7) I only wrote this so I can do the numberin stuff. 8) Muhahahahaha!!!!
cadetxtemprencex 0
ok so #100 i'll admit that was funny but why are u picking fights..? oh and yeah my name IS a joke. of course you wouldn't know the story behind it cuz you don't know me. btw Abcdfg is quite creative, i must say.
katie12345 0
lmaooo wow seriously person above me 106 that was funny and i agree i call my brother it even though he has a name = lool he knows im kidding of course
bobbyT123333 0
haa that sucks
tomberryboy 0
from start to the end that was 100% unexpected