lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Top comments
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
steponme14 0
how the heck does she deserve this? ahahh.
SuperSpore 0
Thats whut yoo geat 4 heaving uh name!!11!! (YDIers response) I have no f*cking clue. (Regular person's response)
Duckasaurus 0
I was named after a teacher to inmates in prison who was killed when an inmate took the wire off his journal to use as a weapon and basically decapitated her. How does that make you feel?
crazysk8guy 0
wuts ur name?
redbluegreen 41
Join the club. This almost happened to me. You could also always have a baby half sister with the same name as you too because your dad's a douche.
jSOPURE 3
Dirty little secret. =X
sickinlove13 0
Your dad's a scumbag and I hope your parents aren't together anymore. When I have kids, my husbands definitely not naming any girls we have. Not solely for this reason. I always felt like that 'cause I know a few girls names that I want, but have no clue about boys males.
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
dats ****** up
Burnin_Trees 0
big deal its just a name
ithedarkknight 0
ydi for not chosing your parent at birth lmfao JK IDK change your name if its that important to you? or go by your middle name unless thats the other women your dad was sleepin with while he was cheatin on the women he cheated with when he was cheatin on your mom who got cheated?
tranekfny 0
She musta been really good