lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Top comments
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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miever 0
Me too except it was my middle name
Compass 0
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. I'm a guy. FML. ^That is how is how it would have been funnier.
afallingstar 22
this is so if he slips up and calls her the wrong name he can just say he was stressing over something you did and that's why he slipped up fyl for being named after some *****
angel55033 12
youre mom did that? yea right probably a coincidence at best
ubunchofpanzies 0
Ydi for poor sentence construction
perfect666 0
wow helgs
Fmlsomuch133 0
Is ur name haliegh
hollis831 0
me too , but itss my middle naame .
SuperHeroBlack 2
That's funny !!!
KarmaKoin 0
Cool.