By yayme. - 11/07/2013 22:26 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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Lennes 12
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They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13
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The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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Lennes 12
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They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Peeves_fml 17
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Son of a banshee, you beat me to it. I'll try to be faster next time.

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packrat 26
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Yup. Especially if the tree is alongside the fence between their yards...

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strapper88 6
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You can't what? You can't breathe? That's the only reason I can see as to why this comment ended so suddenly ;) FYL OP there's several family members I wish I didn't know.

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audreyfml1994 15
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You can't...write a decent comment?

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Sinistra_Blue 12
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#3, ....then don't.

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Feedmyaddiction5 14
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Hopefully it doesn't run in the family.

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lickastick 27
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What's wrong with being weird?

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Pesticides 19
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weirdness adds to excitement of life!

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brittyboo123 35
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Ever think maybe he was acting weird because he wanted to get to know his kid better but didn't know how to since she didn't know he was her biological father?

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BlissfulLiss 18
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Now that you know this, you can take it as an opportunity to get to know him. Maybe once you do, he won't seem so weird.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13
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The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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Lennes 12
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I would totally watch that!

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buckdharma 36
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#6- Mr. Codgers' neighborhood. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

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devilkazama 9
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Sorry star wars already covered that :P

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kurodansei 16
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Longest Family Reunion Ever.

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football98_fml 20
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or that ur biological father is the wierd guy that lives next door

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stevothedevo 25
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Struck in head with 'football98' times

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PulseShock 9
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Well on the bright side if you find 3 more estranged family members you could be on family feud!

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Peeves_fml 17
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Well you know what they say, ”Like father, like son.” Maybe you should rethink calling him weird.

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Cazz91 21
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How did you manage to find that out OP? More importantly, why was he being all "creepy"?

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