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Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yayme. / Thursday 11 July 2013 22:26 / United States - Bismarck

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By Lennes | 12

#5576483 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:35

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

By Thundering_Jibbs | 13

#5576490 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:38

The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.

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By Lennes | 12

#5576483 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:35

They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Peeves_fml | 17

#5576507 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:44

Son of a banshee, you beat me to it. I'll try to be faster next time.

packrat | 26

#5576599 - Friday 12 July 2013 10:43

Yup. Especially if the tree is alongside the fence between their yards...

By Ilovevortexklown | 5

#5576484 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:35

...i can't...

strapper88 | 6

#5576516 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:50

You can't what? You can't breathe? That's the only reason I can see as to why this comment ended so suddenly ;) FYL OP there's several family members I wish I didn't know.

audreys510 | 15

#5576538 - Friday 12 July 2013 09:14

You can't...write a decent comment?

Sinistra_Blue | 12

#5577028 - Friday 12 July 2013 06:35

#3, ....then don't.

By Feedmyaddiction5 | 14

#5576486 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:36

Hopefully it doesn't run in the family.

lickastick | 27

#5576534 - Friday 12 July 2013 09:05

What's wrong with being weird?

Pesticides | 19

#5576561 - Friday 12 July 2013 09:48

weirdness adds to excitement of life!

brittyboo123 | 35

#5576755 - Friday 12 July 2013 01:40

Ever think maybe he was acting weird because he wanted to get to know his kid better but didn't know how to since she didn't know he was her biological father?

By BlissfulLiss | 18

#5576488 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:37

Now that you know this, you can take it as an opportunity to get to know him. Maybe once you do, he won't seem so weird.

By Thundering_Jibbs | 13

#5576490 - Friday 12 July 2013 08:38

The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.