lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Top comments
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
Evilbeagle 0
Did I go to high school with you, OP? Because I had a friend that suspected that when she was a kid in my German class. Just sayin'. ;) Either way, that stinks.
cadetxtemprencex 0
Nope that won't be her. She never suspected that. Kat i love how i'm answering for you. I'm so delightfully creepy BUT YOU LOVE IT.
deliapearl 0
your dad must be THE man.
Knockyoudown 0
Ouch, FYL
luisarose 0
I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
luisarose 0
HAY ARIEL BEAT ME :[ I AM WAY COOLER THAN HER CAUSE I AM SPECIAL...YEAH. and nobody went to highschool with OP cause she's...in high school.
alex_vik 1
Holy shit this site's becoming infected with the 12/f virus.
aback 5
rofl.
kaaz_fml 0
LOL. I agree.
lawoman27 0
BWhahahaha, people are funny. But I was supossed to be named after the actress, but my dad went a head and changed it and told me the other day she was a great woman and i was named after her.
alex_vik 1
Edit: Oops.
lyklawlzzlindsay 0
ouuuchhhhh.
naaah 0
I suppose she would of had to be a pretty amazing woman for your father to go out and cheat on your mother like that.