lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Du Quoin, United States
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Top comments
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
rayrayyyx 0
i am really interested in knowing how someone could possibly think you deserve that. thats pretty messed up though...and slightly creepy.
kaaz_fml 0
Simple, morons in the world exist to be dicks.
plethora 3
I have no idea what that says. Comprehensibility fail.
rygy481 0
Does your dad get a bonor everytime he says your name?
mike2012 0
lol he probably does....
chapmmel 0
LOL thats funny "[her name]" *boom* "[her name]" *boom* LOL
lovelykendra5 0
It must be a beautiful name. hahahaha, i heart you #27. (:
justxdream 0
the op's friends who are commenting this, are REALLY immature and annoying.
Mnemic 6
FYL for sure! :-S
Yumcatsoup 0
31st! @10, what does the z in zomg mean?
alex_vik 1
It means nothing. "zomg" is either used by teenagers using leetspeek, or by people making fun of teenagers that use leetspeek.
onepctech 0
hope your dad doesn't touch you.
mylifesucks_alot 0
My "father" did the exact same thing to me. I've known since I was 5 and have wanted to change my name ever since but haven't had the extra money lying around to do it. I'm so sorry that this happened to you because I completely empathize. Its really a shitty thing for somebody to do and its wrong on so many levels.
gkunit20 0
I am so sorry.