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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 16:16 - United States - Smyrna

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Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 221
You deserved it 2 211

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The directions you gave him were too long. He wanted a shortcut. To between your legs.

Yikes, it's always creepy when someone old enough to be your grandparent suggests things like this.

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Well, what'd you say?

"Sir, it's 'Fuck her right in the pussy!'"

I think, it would be a prank

Sadly, things like this aren't exactly uncommon.

On the bright side, eating you out seemed more important to him than wherever he was going! :D

Hmm, Probably about as important to him as to where he was coming from.

Yikes, it's always creepy when someone old enough to be your grandparent suggests things like this.

So this has happened to you before?

some girls are into sugar daddies. look at the girls around Hugh Heffner all the time.

@29 Yeah, they're not with him for his looks.

#16: Actually, yes it has happened to me once. Held an door open for an elderly man and he staarted hitting on me. :|

Short, sweet, and to the point! As will be my reply to thee! *clicks thumb up*

The directions you gave him were too long. He wanted a shortcut. To between your legs.

Maybe he meant can he take you out to eat???

I'm glad some of us are optimistic

Should have licked you finger, and tell him you got it covered.

Or he'd lick his lips and ask to suck her finger.

He was probably just looking for a nice place to eat.