Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking...

By grampsisgay - 18/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By Squid - 21/02/2017 07:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, my older boyfriend and I went shopping together. When we arrived at the till, the cashier looked at me and asked, "Is this your pop?" I replied "No, this is my boyfriend, but we get that a lot." She paused, pointed at the case of Coke in the cart and said again, "Is this your pop?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 04:00

Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

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omgitsseejay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:14

eek... that sucks

CvBobo 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:47

sux but is well deserved : )

senseofreason 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 21:31

YDI for calling someone gay in the first place, TexMex, and a 2nd YDI for it being an old person.

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:20

did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

Bleepbloop360 7

Friday 28 October 2011 4:58

No, because that's not true

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:21

You kinda deserved that one lol.

ptrek85 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

xXQuintonXx 1

Monday 29 November 2010 3:40

lmao win^

buryuntime 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:25

You deserved it.

YDIomg 9

Monday 9 January 2012 3:07

definitely. A, it was homophobic. B, wearing pink doesn't make you gay. and C, great job insulting a random stranger, WTF.

joezay_lemon 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:26

you deserved that one, you should mind your own "bidniss"

mf_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:27

old people dress the best 'cause they don't give a ****! so yeah, you deserved that one.

RockieGirl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:29

LOL!!!! oh, poor you. :D made me laugh

Bnelson19 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:07

ur so hot

TeenTiger 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:33

YDI, never be so quick to judge people.

Tehalon 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:39

#2 Pink is not the new blue for straight men, since blue is also gay.. unless it's navy blue.

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