FML : Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so...

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Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grampsisgay - / Saturday 18 April 2009 00:46 / United States

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By ptrek85 | 0

#121695 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:22

This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

By nodbor | 5

#121690 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:20

did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

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By omgitsseejay | 0

#121674 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:14

eek... that sucks

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CvBobo | 0

#1001567 - Saturday 22 May 2010 12:47

sux but is well deserved : )

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senseofreason | 0

#1153540 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 09:31

YDI for calling someone gay in the first place, TexMex, and a 2nd YDI for it being an old person.

By nodbor | 5

#121690 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:20

did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

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Bleepbloop360 | 7

#3501905 - Friday 28 October 2011 04:58

No, because that's not true

By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#121693 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:21

You kinda deserved that one lol.

By ptrek85 | 0

#121695 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:22

This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

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xXQuintonXx | 0

#1766454 - Monday 29 November 2010 03:40

lmao win^

By buryuntime | 0

#121704 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:25

You deserved it.

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YDIomg | 9

#3853551 - Monday 9 January 2012 03:07

definitely. A, it was homophobic. B, wearing pink doesn't make you gay. and C, great job insulting a random stranger, WTF.

By joezay_lemon | 0

#121712 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:26

you deserved that one, you should mind your own "bidniss"

By mf_fml | 0

#121714 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:27

old people dress the best 'cause they don't give a fuck! so yeah, you deserved that one.

By RockieGirl | 0

#121719 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:29

LOL!!!! oh, poor you. :D made me laugh

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Bnelson19 | 0

#2918259 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:07

ur so hot

By TeenTiger | 0

#121728 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:33

YDI, never be so quick to judge people.

By Tehalon | 0

#121737 - Saturday 18 April 2009 09:39

#2 Pink is not the new blue for straight men, since blue is also gay.. unless it's navy blue.

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