The usual suspects

By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Bassett

Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 034
You deserved it 108

Same thing different taste

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Why can't your friends have shit on your mom's car? Your being 90 miles away has nothing to do with it. The real question is: why are you friends with people who shit on cars? Sorry if I sound like a snob, but I prefer people who shit on other people's lawns.

Maybe she’s pissed off because you were the only thing keeping them from ******** on her car.

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Why can't your friends have shit on your mom's car? Your being 90 miles away has nothing to do with it. The real question is: why are you friends with people who shit on cars? Sorry if I sound like a snob, but I prefer people who shit on other people's lawns.

whackman56789 6

You need to reread the post. Nowhere does it say his friends actually did it. His mother was blaming his friends without any actual evidence

Maybe she’s pissed off because you were the only thing keeping them from ******** on her car.