Intimacy: Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip...

By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Hot boy summer

By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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Newbie

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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That's the power of love

By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Friday 12 February 2016 10:42

Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...

hardcorepunk87 18

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

Comments

Leauge 13

Friday 12 February 2016 12:53

Op I know your pain, I pissed on an electric fence once.

Shade0000 9

Saturday 13 February 2016 8:29

How many times do people need to do this before they get the idea to not take a piss on an electric fence?

freddygasman 18

Monday 15 February 2016 10:03

only once I hope. If they didn't learn the first time they never will.

arun_678 10

Friday 12 February 2016 12:57

What did you do?

vikky538 28

Friday 12 February 2016 14:09

Umm.. Thats why don't use electronic toys for pleasure

steam_engenius 21

Friday 12 February 2016 19:07

It was static, not electric shock.

JZY1989 23

Friday 12 February 2016 14:27

how much was the bet?

jhicks123 10

Friday 12 February 2016 14:32

I peed on an electric fence once. Most pain I've ever felt.

LowExpectations 30

Friday 12 February 2016 15:15

That's hot. Sounds electric.

M3DO 24

Friday 12 February 2016 15:24

Watt did joule do??

BlueBaronBitch 22

Friday 12 February 2016 15:43

I want to know the story behind this

jber10 5

Friday 12 February 2016 16:08

I am so sorry

Delta_0DST 12

Friday 12 February 2016 16:14

One of the weirdest FMLs I've see so far

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